Jackson, samuel l - royale with cheese (dialogue)

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Jackson, samuel l - royale with cheese (dialogue)

[JULES]
Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars.

[VINCENT]
Okey what do you want to know?

[JULES]
Well, hash is legal over there, right?

[VINCENT]
Yeah,It´s legal but it ain´t hundred percent legal, I mean, you just can´t walk into a restaurant,
roll a joint and start puffin´ away. They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.

[JULES]
And those are the hash bars?

[VINCENT]
Yeah, It breaks down like this, ok, it´s legal to buy it, it´s legal to own it,
And if you´re the proprietor of a hash bar, it´s legal to sell it.
It´s legal to carry it, but...but that dosen´t matter, ´cause, get a load of this; all right,
If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it´s illegal for them to search you.
I mean that´s a right the cops in Amsterdam don´t have.

[JULES]
Oh, man, I´m goin´, that´s all there is to it. I´m fuckin´ goin´.

[VINCENT]
I know, baby, you´d dig it the most.. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?

[JULES]
What?

[VINCENT]
It´s the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here,
they got there, but there they´re a little different.

[JULES]
Example ?

[VNCENT]
Alright, when you .... into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer.
And I don´t mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer
And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald´s.
And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

[JULES]
They don´t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

[VINCENT]
No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn´t know what the f*** a Quarter Pounder is.

[JULES]
What´d they call it?

[VINCENT]
They call it Royale with Cheese.

[JULES]
Royale with Cheese. What´d they call a Big Mac?

[VINCENT]
Big Mac´s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

[JULES]
Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?

[VINCENT]
I dunno, I didn´t go into a Burger King.
But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

[JULES]
What?

[VINCENT]
Mayonnaise.

[JULES]
Goddamn!

[VINCENT]
I seen ´em do it man, they fuckin´ drown ´em in it.

[JULES]
Uuccch!