Neden Game

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Neden Game

Host: lets meet contestant number one he`s a skitzophranic serial killa klown who says women love his sexy smile lets find out if his
charm
will work on sharon,sharon? whats your question.
Sharon: contetsant number 1 i belive first impressions last forever, so let`s say you were to come over to my parents house and
have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick?
Contestant # 1: well lets hmm see id have to think about it i might show up in a tux ha! but i doubt it id probably just show up
naked
like i always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her f*** you! hurry up bitch im hungry i smell spaghetti, i pinch her
loopy ass and tell her get the food
ready your dad would probably start trippin, and get me pissed, id have to walk up and bust him in the fuc*** lips! its dinnertime!
were hearin grace from your
mother i pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother im steady starin at your sister, ill tell ya this, ya know for only 13 she
got some big tits! after
that, your dad would try to jump again, but only this time id put the 40 to his chin after your mom does the dishes and the
silverware, id dry f*** her till i nut in my
underwear
~~~laughter & applause~~~
Host: now lets meet contestant number 2 hes a psychopathic deranged crack head freak who works for the dark carnival he says
women call him stretch nutz
sharon, lets hear your question...
Sharon: i like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotions a man who expresses himself in his own special way number 2, if
u fell in love with me,
exactly how would you let me know?
Contestant # 1: first thing, i could never love you, you sound like a witchy bitch yo f*** you!! but if i did, id probably show you
that i care by takin all these other mutha fuckas outta here id go through your phone book, and whack em all, then find contestant
number one and break his fuc*** jaw (what!!)?? anyone that looked at you would have to pay, id be blowin fuc*** nuggets off all
day id grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em both spring up in your face i`d sing
love songs to ya the best i can get ya naked and hit it like a cave man!! we go to tha beach and walk through the sand i throw a
little in your face and say im just
playin as you spit it all out, i rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!
~~~laughter and applause~~~
Host: well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity, sharon its a tough choice so far, sharon lets have
your last question and see
whos gonna have the rights to your neden.
Sharon: ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my
attention and what would your pick up
line be who ever's the smoothest wins!!
#1: first, id slide up the bar, and tell ya that i cant believe how fuc*** fat you are id say i like the way you make your titties shake,
and if you lost a little weight you'd look like ricki lake
#2 f*** that!! youd be jackin me quick, id order you a drink , and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a
crowded place, id simply walk up and
stick my nutz in your face
#1: yeah freak her with yo nutz that'll get her
#2: tell her that shes fat,
person in crowd: yeah that'll work even better
#1: look, f*** you, i got a strong rap shit you dont want contestant number two hes mad whack i walked in a barn, and there he
was, standin up on a bucket hooough
tryin to f*** it it was big fuc*** smelley ass farm llama
Damn dawg!! how ya gonna diss your mama??
~~~champagne popping and laughing~~~