Morning Spank

LETRA

Morning Spank

You lie and cheat
I might have to beat you
You stab my back
I might put the heat to you
don't drag your feet
You know you'll have to face me
It's not just once that you've disgraced me
Lay out your soul, get rid of that weakness
don't diss your boys over some kind of princess
Girls come and go but
Friends are like sins
I'd walk away, but you're one of my best friends

There's no piece of ass worth a friendship
A friend doesn't let a friend bang another friend's girlfriend
There's no piece of ass worth a friendship
Dumb enough to go there
Nothing will mend it
No matter the excuses
Or just how loose she is
what will follow won't pay for the juiciness

(speaking)
but dude
i don't know
I don't know what to say;
dude, dude i
I don't know;
I don't know what to say;

Say, \"I'm a fucking idiot
I never should've gotten into it
And I will never do it again\"
Say, \"I'm a fucking idiot
I never should've gotten into it
And I will never do it again\"

I felt at the moment the two introduced
He's just the type and she's just a loose
So I took him aside
Told him she was with thee
What do I look like, a fucking Lewinsky
Two weeks later she was greasin' and screaming
The story came out
Full details of reaming
So everyone hates everyone
It's all fucked up
by LA's worst starjocking SLUT

There's no piece of ass worth a friendship
A friend doesn't let a friend bang another friend's girlfriend
There's no piece of ass worth a friendship
A friend doesn't let a friend bang another friend's girlfriend

(Speaking)
Dude, I don't know; Sorry;

Say, \"I'm a fucking idiot
I never should've gotten into it
And I will never ever do it again\"
Say, say, say;
\"I'm a total piece of shit
an undeniable hipocrit
I promise not to do it again\"

Your minds a blank
Your face a prank
Like you took a point blank
Got run over by a tank
Low rank frank
No lower than you sank
All by yourself the world biggest wank
With only you to thank
ass butthole stank
Found you with all your own
Piss you drank
From your own dream
Far from your morning spank
On your way to the dumpster
with your arm full of crank

There's no piece of ass worth a friendship
Dumb enough to go there
Nothing will mend it
There's no piece of ass worth a friendship
Dumb enough to go there
Nothing will mend it
I don't recommend it, I don't recommend it
And nothing will mend it

Do it again... say say say say
Do it again... say say say say
Do it again