Facebook Song

LETRA

Facebook Song

The say everyone should have
Their heart broken at least once
That is how you grow emotionally
Well, I have been misused by many-many-many men
But nothing can compare with how you treated me
At times it really felt as though
The pain was here to stay
And though it's many years ago,
I feel it to this day

And now,
You want to be my friend on Facebook
Are you fuc*** kidding me?

All the memories are flooding back to me now
All the ways you stole the light from my eyes
I travelled so far just to get away from you
'Til this morning's friend request surprise!

At times it really felt as though
The pain was here to stay
You narcissistic asshole
Oh you nasty, nasty man

And now,
You want to be my friend on Facebook
Are you...?

I don't wanna know what kind of cocktail you are
Or which member of the Beatles
Or which 1950s movie star

I don't give a crap if you're a ninja or a pirate
I'd suspect you'd be a pirate
But I don't wanna verify it

And I don't give a shit what your stripper name is
Or if your kitty had a litter
Look! Just follow me on twitter
I don't care about your family tree
And I certainly don't want you poking me again

And so,
You want to be my friend on Facebook
Are you fuc*** kidding me?
Click, ignore.

We've all been there. We've all been there.