Christmas Song

LETRA

Christmas Song

It was the night before Christmas
When all through the house
Everybody was stoned
Even the mouse
Man from the courthouse
And me from jail
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail
When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter
I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder!
I went downstairs, and what did I see?
A fat little red fagget
Hanging from a tree
He stuffed the stockings
With reefers and beer
And a big fat hairy dick
For the family queer
That's the end of my story
Funny wasn't it, you see?

She didn't see my thing behind you
Leave you for this private eye
I was there to give them near to my
Zima zima mommy fah
I'm gonna say this, hope it don't offend you
Came to the grizma
Give them a taste of me
Give 'em a little excitement to the damn monkey
Your monkey can stay with me
Chevy took my brain
Same old motherfuc*** sucked my dick that day
He will never zima zima
Never not that day
I'm really sick of all this excitement, yeah
But he thinks he's better than me
Uma zooma nooga dunga
You can suck my dick all day, one, two, three, four
Santa can suck my dick all day