That Don't Impress Me Much

LETRA

That Don't Impress Me Much

[Verse 1]
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius—you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

[Chorus]
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brains, but have you got the touch?
Now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

[Verse 2]
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve—just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it
'Cause heaven forbid it should fall outta place

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

[Chorus]
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks, but have you got the touch?
Now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

[Verse 3]
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
Come on, baby, tell me ... you must be joking, right?

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

[Chorus]
Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves, but have you got the touch?
Now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool, but have you got the touch?
Now, now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much

[Outro]
Okay, so what do you think, you're Elvis or something?
(Whatever)
That don't impress me

[Greatest Hits Outro]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, no
Alright, alright
You're Tarzan
Captain Kirk maybe
John Wayne
Whatever
Uh-uh
That don't impress me ... much