F**k Everything

LETRA

F**k Everything

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a f***.
Well step aside, bitches, 'cause I give the lowest amount of f*** humanly possible.

What?!

I don't a give a f***
About anything, f*** everyone and f*** everything, what
I don't give a f***
I literally don't give a f*** about anything

I don't give a f*** about motherfuckin' anything
People care about shit, I say "fuck everything"

F*** you, f*** me, f*** the sky, f*** trees
F*** the sun, I don't need heat for Vitamin D!

And f*** toasters, I don't need to cook my bread
And f*** coasters, I use a little plate instead

And f*** roosters with their useless cockadoodledoo
We invented alarm clocks, we no longer need you

Don't give a f*** about chairs, I prefer to stand
And f*** air conditioners, I got a ceiling fan

And f*** the movie The Fan, starring Wesley Snipes
Demolition Man's the only Snipes movie I like
And f*** liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a f*** about not liking all the shit I don't like

Like tissues. F*** 'em! I blow my nose on the couch
And f*** my nostrils and my sense of smell I breathe through my mouth

Don't give a f*** about seeing, bitch, f*** my eyes
F*** visual perception yo, I'd rather be blind

F*** time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most

And f*** coasts, don't give a f*** about where water meets land
And f*** boats, just because you float you think you're so fuc*** bad

And f*** jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...

I don't a give a f***
About anything, f*** everyone and f*** everything, what
I don't give a f***
I literally don't give a f*** about anything

Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl says "small, medium, large?"
I say "bitch I don't give a fuck"
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a f***, alright?"

Don't give a f*** about beverage size options motherfuc***
And I don't give a f*** about liquids either

They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face

I'm not gay, I just don't give a f*** about straight sex
And f*** my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead

F*** biological functions, f*** the human body
I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote

I call myself Batyote and I fight crime at night
I know its similar to Batman but motherfuck copyright

I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday
Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way

And f*** birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch
Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick

Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way?
Did I choose to not give a f*** about ice cube trays?

If I want ice I'll go to the fuc*** corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag

You know what? F*** the word f***, I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word "chainsaw" for this chorus

I don't a give a chainsaw
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
I don't give a chainsaw
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a f*** the most
I wouldn't win 'cause I don't give a f*** about winning yo
I don't even give a f*** about not giving a f***,
So I do give a f***... wait, what?

I give a f***
About anything, I love everyone and care about everything
I give a f***
I literally care about every motherfucking thing