Clinton And The Queen

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Clinton And The Queen

[spoken clinton voice]
hello australia,
bill here.
[singing clinton]
well i haven't been down under for quite a while,
it's great to see you austrians speak,
such good english.
hey hey hey.
hey, i say gee-day.
well i'm shopping round the same speech,
all around the world.
my head is in a spin,
'cos i think i met a girl.
hey hey hey.
[regular singing]
i found love in the arse end,
of the world.
[spoken queen elizabeth voice]
good day australia,
this is your queen.
[singing elizabeth]
i haven't been down under for quite a while,
i love the way you colonials
touch me on the back.
hey hey hey,
i say good day.
[spoken elizabeth]
it's the queen's english,
that means it's my english.
so if i say blagook,
you have to include it.
go on, put it in a sentence.
[regular spoken]
i, blagook, the shops
[spoken elizabeth]
excellent, excellent.
[singing elizabeth]
well, i've been waving my white glove,
from a bullet-proof van,
but i never felt safer,
than with this crude southern man.
hey hey hey.
[regular singing]
i found love in the arse end,
of the world.
[spoken clinton]
i did not have sex with that woman,
we were making sweet, sweet love,
it was too beautiful to use such a crude term,
we were humping like two wild buffalo
and i will not reduce it to some base animal act.
let me tell you though,
she's a hell cat.
[regular singing]
i found love in the arse end,
of the world.
[elizabeth]
bill, you send electricity up my spine.
[clinton]
i think that's your pacemaker,
but lizzie that's just fine.
hey hey hey,
i think i'll stay.
[spoken elizabeth]
well bill i think that you and i might marry,
i love the way you get along with,
my grandson harry.
[regular singing]
hey hey hey,
hey hey hey.
[clinton]
well i like the little kid,
he really gets good weed,
and me and him get whacked,
and then we watch the matrix.
hey hey hey
[regular singing]
then we all get the munchies,
7-11 on the corner looks quite nice,
he has chips, and i have potato chips.
[elizabeth]
and i have crisps,
and vanilla slice.
[regular]
i found love in the arse end,
[elizabeth]
maybe you can be the new governor general.
[regular]
i found love in the arse end,
[clinton]
maybe you in turn,
can be my new inturn
[regular]
i found love in the,
arse end,
arse end,
arse end,
of the world.
yeah.