Napoleon vs Napoleon

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Napoleon vs Napoleon

[Jon Heder Jonathan Joseph "Jon" Heder (born October 26, 1977) as Napoleon Dynamite]
Gush, I can’t believe how much of a little bitch you are
When it comes to world leaders
You like literally lowered the bar
I’ll rip your bones apart Bonaparte
Turn your horse into glue
Welcome to the battle of Waterloo, part two
I got skills

I’ll put you in a half Horatio Nelson
You’re the ugliest thing that’s ever failed in Russia since Boris Yeltsin
You can keep your french fries
I got tater tots you gnome
Why don’t you crawl back in your little shell
And escargot the heck home

How dare you address moi
You adolescent worm
I am French
You are a buck tooth nerd with a perm
I spit at you harder than Tina the Llama
Smacking your face till your lips swell up like Lafawnduh’s
Doodle up some friends
You gangly freak show
Before I toss you over the mountain
Like the dreams of Uncle Rico
This bastards about to see
How bad a battle can be
After this
Your buddy Pedro
Will be voting for me

Why don’t you freaking exile yourself
On your little island and hide
Cause this is a rap roller-coaster
You’re not even tall enough to ride
I don’t even care
How many like stupid
Prussians you’ve killed
Cause to me
You’re just the emperor of the lollipop guild

[Napoleon Bonaparte]
Sacrebleu
T’as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d’egouts
I’m going to shove your moon boots
Straight up your poop shoot
I’ll whip you so bad
They’ll make a virgin meringue
You’re the only type of dynamite
That’s never going to bang