Doctor Seuss vs William Sheakespare

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Doctor Seuss vs William Sheakespare

[William Shakespeare: George Watsky]
Come bite my thumb!
I hope you know the stakes
I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades
Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
I hath been iambic on that ass, ye bastard
My rhymes are classic
Your crap is drafted by a kindergartner high on acid
Ye hoebag
You're an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads
Egads it's so sad
And to top it off
You're not a doctor
I've never seen a softer author
You crook, you
I bet you wrote The Twilight books too

[Dr Seuss: Mickey Meyer] (Cat in The Hat)
I would not could not on a boat
Read any of the boring ass plays you wrote
Even Horton doesn't want to here you
And Cindy Lou
Who is afraid to go near you
You bore people to death (Here lies your readership R.I.P)
You leave a classroom
(1+2 = So Much Blood)
Looking like the end of MacBeth
I entertain a child of any age
You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page
How you gonna battle with the Cat in The Hat?
Little kids get scared when I step on the mat
You think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?
I got a best selling book about me coming back

[William Shakespeare: George Watsky] (Fast )
I'm switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces,
each is such a wonder with a plethora of features
you're pathetically predictable, you think your new book
might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet
creatures the Bard is in the building, it's a castle,
I'm a boss. I bet I'm Parliament. I'm positive, I'm killing
it, I'm iller than the plague, I never caught or cholera
a baller baller on some cricket bowler business while
you're sitting in the bleachers.

Dr Seuss: Mickey Meyer] (The Cat And The Hat - Nice Peter)
You rap fast you do
Yes you rap fast it's true
Now let's see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2

[Thing 1 And Thing 2 - Lloyd Ahlquist
]
Oh, No
We'll smash your globe
Yo, you may have wrote the script but we running the show
You can take your fancy words and send'em back home to your mama
Break our foot off in your ass with our feetie pajamas
Man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs
We'll break offa your legs
Make no mistake
We in a rage
All does not end well when we bust out our cage
You gettin' upstaged Bill
You, you just got played!