Because Boobs

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Because Boobs

Woman: Umm, Excuse me but my eyes are up here
Rob: Yeah, but your boobs are down there

Boobs should always be in my face
So bring them over to my place
Guys know what it's all about
Victoria, your secret's out

All bras do is get in the way
So let your puppies out to play
Squish them boobs all up on me
Hell Yeah

Happy and bouncy and jiggly and wiggly
Round and pound, just leave me all giggly
A couple of supple and simple delights can
bring out the smile in every straight man.
(And some chicks too.)

Now I want you to reveal what you conceal
Lose the bra so that I can cop a feel
Glory to boobs, fleshy mountains of high
they're so wonderful they make me want to cry

I wanna grab them, I wanna shake em, I wanna nom nom, because boobs
I wanna squeeze em, I wanna slap em, I wanna punch em, because boobs
because boobs, because boobs, because...

Boobidy boobidy boobs go bouncy when you dance
worthy of a second glance
shimmy them ladies to and fro
my happiness begins to grow

If I had a room full of boobs
that would be my favorite room
If you think your boobs just get in the way
You are wrong, boobs are great

Men with boobs I do not like
Put on a shirt and take a hike
Chicks with boobs are really cool
Especially when they're in a pool

A's B's C's are all ok
As long as they never go away
Consensual sex is alright with me
I really like your boobs

Happy and bouncy and jiggly and wiggly
Round and pound, just leave me all giggly
A couple of supple and simple delights can
bring out the smile in every straight man.
(Unless you're an ass guy)

Now I want you to reveal what you conceal
Lose the bra so that I can cop a feel
Thy boobs be done
Cuz they're fun bags of fun
Them golden boobs are shining brightly like the sun

I wanna grab them, I wanna shake em, I wanna nom nom, because boobs
I wanna squeeze em, I wanna slap em, I wanna punch em, because boobs
because boobs,

because boobs, because, because, because
boob boob boob boob boob boobity boob boob boob
boob boob boob boob boob boobity boob boob boob

Now we all know where this song's about to go
Start your engines cuz it's time to motorboat
(Motorboating the rhythm)

Don't be a jerk, don't you dare put them away
If you did then I wouldn't see your boobs

Aww... Come on!... Bring them back... Boobs...
YEAH! THERE'S YOUR BOOBS! THERE THEY ARE! HELL YEAH!
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