John Lennon Vs Bill O'Reilly

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John Lennon Vs Bill O'Reilly

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John Lennon Vs Bill o'Reilly
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John Lennon (Nice Peter)

Help!
You're making my ears bleed
You need a muzzle
Why are you pissed off all the time?
Didn't your mum give you a cuddle?
You're the type of guy who could die
of a heart attack just in the shower
you need to chill out for a minute
and smoke weed for an hour.
Every time I watch your show
all you do is scream at me
and your face looks like a shit
I took high on LSD
I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend
I can see through all your tricks
I wonder how much George Bush paid
you to suck his dick.

Bill O"Reilly (Lloyd Ahlquist)

You Fuc*** long hair,
living in your yellow submarine
well you're about to get sunk
by the right wing political machine.
Stop your presses Lennon,
you call me MR. Bill O'Reilly.
When it comes to squashing Limeys
I come recommended highly.
You're weak, between you and me
there' no comparison.
I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently
like George Harrison.
You're Paul McCartney's bitch,
with less talent than Ringo
and I'd rather suck George Bush's dick,
than Yoko Ono's.

John Lennon (Nice Peter)

Well you can't buy me love,
but I'll kick your ass for free.
I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer,
and give you a lobotomy.
I'm tired of how you scheme to stir
the people up,
why don't you just take a vacation
and SHUT the F*** UP?

Bill O"Reilly (Lloyd Ahlquist)

Because I'm evil,
heart blacker than Don Cheadle,
ten thousand dollar shoes I use
to stomp out a Beatle.
Don't tell me to shut the f*** up,
that's how I survive, now here's Sting,
what?
F*** it, we'll do it live!