House Song

LETRA

House Song

I’m a Ravenclaw
I like to read books
When I cast spells
they’re off the freaking hook.

I’m a Gryffindor
I’lll fly with my friends
We’ll never back down
and fight to the end.

I’m a Slytherin
I am very rich
I’ll go on a date
with whoever gets the snitch.

I’m a Hufflepuff
just staying relaxed
Gimme drinks and friends
No fueds, we got tact.

(Ew, who brought the Hufflepuff?

Hey, I’m just trying to have a good time over here!)

A good time!
A good time!

I’m a Ravenclaw
got wit beyond measure
I can catch a snitch
like it’s caught up in a tether.

I’m a Slytherin
the house of a snake
Come get in my way
and get tossed in the lake.

I’m a Gryffindor
and we own the sky
Yeah! We always win
with our rally cry.

I’m a Slytherin
the top of my class
If you disagree
I’ll kick your muggle ass.

(Uh, Alan, do you even know what Harry Potter IS?

Well, I haven't read the books, but I’ve seen all the movies!)

Let’s beat him up!
Let’s beat him up!

I’m a Slytherin
a big fan of Snape
If it’s a MoM album
we have to say Snape.

I’m a Hufflepuff
we’re true to the end
United we stand
so I stand with my friends.

I’m a Gryffindor
as brave as they come
And my namesake sword
will get the job done.

I’m a Ravenclaw
my brain is super fast
Like Sheldon Cooper
but not a total ass.

(So who’s this Sheldon Cooper guy, anyway, Aaron?

He’s from the show the Big Bang Theory!

You’re out of the band.)

He’s no Spock!
I don’t wanna go!