Blainerfic

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Blainerfic

Blaineley: Blain-Blain-Blain-Blain-Blainerific is my name.
Dishing dirt is my game. Invading your TV with my Blainelicious
frame!
Owen: Bla-Blainerific! S-s-so terrific!
Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous!
Courtney: This is so against the rules, does Chris think
we're a bunch of fools?
Chris: Rules? This ain't no Sunday School! Miss Thing up
there's a ratings jewel!
Owen: Bla-Blainerific!
Heather: M-M-Make me si-ick!
Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous! Get me a half fat,
no foam latte steamed to a hundred two heat... I'm quite specific.
Owen: She's Blainerific!
Duncan: So-so horrific.
Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-fa-fa-
Cody: Who's that girl again?
Blaineley: WHAT?! Who am I? Who am I?!? Who are you?! I'm
the host of the Puppy Bachelorette! I was nominated for
a Gemmie award. I interviewed you for Celebrity Manhunt!
It's a fact and scientific that I'm still Blainerific!
Heather and Courtney: She's not so famous. Turns out
she's not so famous!