Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley

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Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley

Geoff: Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl!
Blaineley: That's me!
Geoff: Who's behavior on the show always makes me hurl!
Blaineley: What?!
Geoff: She's a nasty fake blonde schemer, who calls herself
your host! Without the help of her entourage her job would
be toast!
Entourage: Hey!
Blaineley: Hey! Hey.....
Geoff: She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's
something she can't stand! She's just so full of you-know-what,
she has to double-flush the can!
Entourage: Hey!
Blaineley: I eat a lot of fiber!
Geoff: She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four,
and one size eight, so when she wears the bigger ones you'll
ask if she's lost weight!
Entourage: Hey!
Geoff: She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you,
plainly. There's thick black hair between her toes, and her
real name isn't Blaineley!
Entourage: Hey!
Geoff: She's a phony scheming weasel-nose, and her real name
isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros,
and her real name isn't Blaineley! It's Mildred!
Entourage: Hey!