Lez Be Friends

LETRA

Lez Be Friends

[Dru] It's the year of the beast!
[Ashley] You better have a shower before you come out tonight girls
[Dru] Coz you are gonna get dirty!
[Ashley] Yeah, yeah, it's you boy? Stefan.. L-L-Let's walk

If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she doesn't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lighly
You must be a lesbian

I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine
I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean
It's like a sweet sixteen but the girls are eighteen
And I cant wait to peel em like a tangerine

I'm gonna g..go down on em like a submarine
Submarines are fun he he he he heee
I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm
It's going

I can't feel my ears I think theyre bleeding
From the
I can't work out why the girls are screaming
I'm the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still hear the
Maybe if I let her she would me with a
I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me
I'm the best looking boy in sight no hang on
I bet she likes boobies right?

If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she dont like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)

If a girl won't kiss
(She's takin? a piss)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe it!)
If she doesn't fancy me
Yeah oh
She must bat gor the other team
She is a lesbian

Take two, its my rapping debut
I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
I'm like a fire truck WHAT?! Full of muscley guys?
I meant a pun where Id compare the hose to my ___ size

And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick?
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
She doesn't see the funny side and sprays my face with mace

It's going
I can't feel my eyes I think theyre bleeding
From the
I can't work out why the girl is screaming
I'm the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still feel the
Maybe she could me up my with a
I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me
I'm the best looking boy in sight holy smokes
I bet she likes boobies right?

If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she dont like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)

If a girl won't kiss
(She's takin? a piss)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe it!)
If she doesn't give me the eye
Yeah oh

She must drive on the other side
She is a lesbian

That girl she must be a lesbian
T-T-That girl she must be a lesbian
T-T-That girl she must be a lesbian
T-T-That girl she must ... she's a lesbian

i-i-it's your birthday!
You go girl
What's your name?
I like your shoes! (shoes, shoes, shoes)

We are two boys and were looking for two girls
They are two girls lets talk to the girls

How are you? Whats your name
I try to talk but I just came
In my pants, I am sad
Chatting up girls is really rad.

If a girl won't come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
Haam.. are you a lesbian?

If a girl can't act
(She must be a thespian)
Is that right? ... yeah
(She must be a lespian)
If she doesn't fancy me
Yeah oh
She must bat gor the other team
She is a lesbian

That girl she must be a lesbian (she's a lesbian)
That girl she must be a lesbian (she's a lesbian)
That girl she must be a lesbian (she's a lesbian)
Leeeesbian!! yeah

She's a lesbian
Les-les-lesbian She's a hot girl
She's a Lesbian (x2)