My Hideous Claw

LETRA

My Hideous Claw

Terry Anne was a rice cake
Hear head had nothing to do
Seventh son of a seventh son
River of Fu Manchu
Daffodils and pineless quills
Toad and eye of newt
Terry Ane, she loved them all
But nothing has the power of that claw

He contemplates his next moves
In squishy silence, he rides on

Terry Anne was a sumo fan
She had the master plan
Oil wrestling a one armed man
Doing a handstand
Clueless to the passenger
That rides inside of her
She ventures off to win that dance
Her powers are the result of that claw

I pistol whipped her in the jaw
Aftershave in her hidden cave
I hide my hideous claw

Dance, dance, dance,
The two dance, dance
Dance, dance, dance,
The two dance, dance
Swivel, swivel, swivel, swivel

Competition, no inhibition
What's this crazy lady thinkin'?
She's wigglin', she's jigglin'
There's a gigolo a signalin'
Simple human beings will never understand the things I've seen
My claw creates entire races, pack them up and ship them places
Fools who try to use my claw will find the flaw
Resides in their own narrow sight, I'll kill them all

Dance, dance, dance,
The two dance, dance
Dance, dance, dance,
The two dance, dance
Swivel, swivel, swivel, swivel

Fed up, Agent Embryo ripped Terry Anne in two
Slimy, passed out, spent little man lying in clear view
Onlookers were horrified by what they thought they saw
They figured she had given birth, but all Francois could focus on was that claw

The fetus wakes in anger
Realizing the claw is gone

Dance, dance, dance
Look at me dance
Claw, claw, claw
You stole my claw
Francois, Francois, Francois
He had it all