Lament for a toy factory

LETRA

Lament for a toy factory

Once upon a time

On the assembly line

Ran my brilliant designs

Made of plastic

Then the factory called me

Said “We are appalled we feel

Your new designs are too drastic.”

What? Babies with buzz saws?

The bankers in charge

They lacked vision and imagination.

Chorus:

Challenge me, will you? Well, I’ll show you all!

I’ll see to it this wretched company falls.

I’m not just some nobody here doing time

You fat bastards need me and my brilliant mind!

so…they fired me.

All through the night

As I wept, I packed my explosives

dollies with knives

And gasoline filled super-soakers

Deep in my mind

My revenge grew ever corrosive

Chorus:

I invaded the building with my army of toys

As a fire rang out with a deafening noise, I screamed

“I am the nightmare that crushes your dreams

I’m the greatest creator this world’s ever seen!”