I Got A Theory

LETRA

I Got A Theory

GILES
I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon
Nuh, something isn't right there

WILLOW
I've got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we're all stuck inside
His wacky Broadway nightmare

XANDER
I've got a theory
We should work this out

ALL
It's getting eerie
What's this cheery...
Singing all about?

XANDER
It could be witches
Some evil witches
Which is ridiculous
'Cause witches they were persecuted
Wicca good, and love the Earth
And woman power
And I'll be over here

ANYA
I've got a theory
It could be bunnies...

TARA
I've got a--

ANYA:
Bunnie aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots
What do they need such good eyesight for anyways?
Bunnies!
Bunnies!
It must be bunnies!
Or maybe midgets...

WILLOW
I've got a theory
We should work this fast

WILLOW & GILES
Because it clearly could get serious
Before it's passed

BUFFY
I've got a theory...
...It doesn't matter...
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Apocalypse?
We've all been there...
The same old trips...
Why should we care?

ALL
What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute...
We have to try,
We'll pay the price,
It's do or die...

BUFFY
Hey, I've died twice!

ALL
What can't we face if we're together?

GILES
What can't we face?

ALL
What's in this place that we can't weather?

GILES
We're together!

ALL
There's nothing we can't face--

ANYA
Except for bunnies...