Hardcore Max

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Hardcore Max

Maaaaaaaaaaax!

Max got a car that's really sweet
Doesn't wear a seatbelt cause that's for geeks
Not just that, but it chafes his neck
And he thinks that its stupid as heck

Max! Max! Max! Max just got a car! Yeah, a car! A 2 door freakin car!
It's fast! It's fast! It's really freakin fast, and it is really badass

Max doesn't stop at stop signs
cause they're retarded
What is that smell i'm smelling?
He just farted

Never signals while changing lanes
Drives with no hands cause he's insane
And if you think that is absurd
he'll turn to you and flip a bird

Max! Max! Max! Max just got a car! Yeah, a car! A 2 door freakin car!
It has gold rims, they are really sick, yeah like max, max is really
sick

He talks on his cell phone
he doesn't use a blue tooth
and if you dent his car
he'll hit your face like babe ruth

Uses the most expensive gas
And his driving driving skills are unsurpassed
Does donuts every chance he gets
He's even cooler than Pete Wentz

Max! Max! Max! Max just got a car! Yeah, a car! A 2 door freakin car!
He will get his License in 6 months, right now he has a provisional
license

Wait, he only has his provisional drivers license? But that means he
needs a parent riding in the car at all times. WHAT? His mom's been in
the
back seat the whole time? So she's condoning these illegal activities?!
Shame
on you Max's mom! Shame!

Max! Lookout! A Cliff! Right in front of you! Yeah, a cliff! A big
ass freakin' cliff!
Crap, you are flying off the cliff, I hope you are wearing your seat belt

Oh wait, he's not wearing
his seat belt
I guess he didn't like
how it felt

Now he's broken his
manly legs
let's hope he wont repeat
the same mistakes

MAX!