The Red Devil

LETRA

The Red Devil

Vs1
me and my mate chillin at the pearly gates
sippin a pint a bear
but then the red man comes with a pitch fork through his thumb
and he can hear us cheer
Vs2
i can see youv got a nipple on
cant be that hot down there
if your wondering wat im talkin bout im on about hell
how many rings round his nipple one
which means that hes a queir
and im like
dont come near me ya fat bastard you can stay right there
Vs3
so he aproched us with his fork
that he pulled out of his thumb
i think he he had a cleg nut for he poked it up his bum.
i told him he had a small cock
so he put on a long frock
i said oi look the sighn sez beware of the dog
which means dont let him see that poor excuse for a dick
oh no hes comin get the tweezas put away quick
Vs4
so me dog come along and ripped wat was there to shredsi didnt mean to protect him but he ended up in a hospital bed.
it musta turned him on for he came in my dogs mouth
my dog didnt like the taste so he ran a mile to louth


thats the end of my little song
that was one day when everything went rong